WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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