so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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