She's JV to your varsity
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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