You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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