Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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