Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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