You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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