So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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