im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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