i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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