she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
there was a trapeze. enough said
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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