when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is her dick bigger than yours?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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