I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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