idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
