so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
