called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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