I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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