New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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