I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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