i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You need Xanax blowdarts
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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