Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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