I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
how drunk are you?
Several
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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