At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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