all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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