I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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