He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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