He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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