So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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