It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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