someone threw a dead crab at me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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