I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
