have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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