I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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