i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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