Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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