It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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