so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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