your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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