I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
birth control should be required to get into college
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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