In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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