ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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