Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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