so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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