i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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