HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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