I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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