but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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