But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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