Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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