oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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