do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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