I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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