Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
