We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You ate ashes out of my bong
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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